||| MIDNIGHT MUTTERINGS by JACKIE BATES |||


I’m feeling curmudgeonly tonight about something that isn’t very important on the big scale. Just something that annoys me more than it should, and has for some years. And here it is: All too often (at least for me) at the end of an encounter in a store, at the bank, on the phone, usually with someone I don’t know, at least not well, that person says to me, ‘Have a nice day.’ It’s innocent, innocuous, not meant to offend, and it is everywhere. Yep, I’ve even said it myself. And cringed as soon as it left my mouth.

I first noticed it almost two decades ago when I was caregiver for someone undergoing a bone marrow transplant. We were in Seattle, living in a small apartment provided for patients and their caregivers by the hospital where the transplants took place. At the time I speak of, the apartments were located in a small building near the clinic. There were shuttles that took us to the hospital, the clinic and even to the grocery store. It was a huge help not to have to deal with traffic and parking. I don’t recall the name of the manager of the apartment building, but I was sure she had a hard job and was trying to do her best to make the stay of very sick people and their caregivers as pleasant as possible. Lots of things went to that end. Movies, a library, lectures, free activities in the community: theater tickets, boat rides on Lake Union, concerts—all donated by the community for caregivers and patients undergoing cancer treatment during the time they were hospitalized and when they were well enough for outpatient treatment. Bone and stem cell recipients from out of town had to be in Seattle for five or six months, and needed convenient housing for that time, and for their caregivers when the patients were in hospital. Definitely a lot of help during a hard time.

As I said, the house manager did what she could to make the place and experience cheerful. She distributed gifts donated by the community: lavish chocolates, fully cooked dinners for Thanksgiving and Christmas, books, magazines, fruit, fresh vegetables and baked goods. The apartments had perfectly serviceable kitchens, but our schedules were crowded and there was little time for complicated cooking. And I don’t think we went to a single play or concert, even with the free tickets given the busy treatment schedules.

Another thing the manager did was put decorations in the elevators of the building along with signs (to help us through our days, I presume). I don’t know what other caregivers and patients thought but I was sorely offended to be confronted with large sparkly letters that spelled out: ‘Have a FABULOUS day!!!’ And ‘Stay POSITIVE, you’ll heal faster,’ and the gentler ‘Have a GREAT day,’ and variations on the theme. These were sick people, going through sometimes painful procedures, not always transplants, but they all had serious cancers requiring complicated hospital treatment. Surely tired, often afraid. Many had poor prognoses. Everybody was away from home, stressed to the max. I wasn’t the sick one, but I did occasionally take down those messages the manager put in the elevators, however well meant. (A bit more about her at the end of this piece.)

Then a decade later, someone close to me died suddenly after a brief (hours) illness, a nine plus hour surgery and a few hours of life after the surgery, only to die at four in the morning. During those hours after the death, dealing, without much help, with things I knew nothing about.  (I wasn’t offered a social worker or think to ask for one.) When I finally left the hospital—one I was unfamiliar with—I realized I couldn’t stand to go home. So as soon as the stores opened, I went shopping. I don’t like to shop but it seemed the only thing to do.

I went store to store and bought stuff I didn’t want or need. In each store, when I checked out, the clerk at the register ordered me (or so it felt) ‘to have a nice day.’ I know it meant nothing, that they were probably required to say it, but somehow it felt cruel. One person did ask, ‘How’s your day going so far?’ A variation on the theme I wasn’t prepared for. I’m pretty sure I ruined her day when I said, ‘Not so great,’ and burst into tears without explanation. At that point, I realized I was dangerous and went home where I got online and ordered more stuff. At least online no one insisted that I have a nice day, which was a small comfort. BTW, all that stuff I bought is still in the laundry baskets I dropped it in that day. It’s long past time, but I plan to take it to a donation site really soon. Not sure that anyone really wants a brand new, but probably expired, 23 and Me kit, but I know I don’t.

Now I’m wondering if Shock and Grief Shopping will become a ‘thing’ people post about on social media. Maybe it already is. I can see the advertising now: “Somebody in your life die recently? Treat your grief by buying a lot of stuff at our store. We have grief counselors to help you select things you never knew you wanted and won’t want later. We can wrap it for you so it will be a surprise when you open it months from now when you won’t want it then either. Our sensitive counselors have been trained NOT to tell you to have a fabulous day.”

All I know is that when we tell someone we don’t know to, ‘Have a nice day, we are taking our chances. We know nothing of what that person’s day has already been and what is planned. While I think we can be sure that their response is not likely to be as ridiculously extreme as mine was, just to be on the safe side, it might be better for a cashier to say, ‘Thanks for shopping here.’ Or, ‘Is there anything else l can help you with?’ Or almost anything else. And for the rest of us, we might consider we have no idea what the other person’s day has been so far or what they might know is coming up. Then, ‘Good seeing you,’ might do.

And one last thing about the manager of that building in Seattle: When we returned later in the year for overnight check up appointments, the manager was gone. I asked the shuttle driver who had become a friend during the previous long stay, what had happened to her, he said, ‘Fired.’ When I suggested it might have been for the obnoxious signs in the elevator, he said ‘Nope. Stealing from patient apartments.’ 

Really?  ‘Money and drugs. Lots of pain drugs in those apartments.’ So she wasn’t really doing everything she could to help these poor sick people to have FABULOUS days.

And since you got this far, have a nice day.


 

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