||| ORCASIONAL MUSINGS by STEVE HENIGSON |||
Governor Inslee’s prohibition against family Thanksgiving dinners, the result of this winter’s resurgence of COVID complications, has caught us with our collective aprons untied. For instance, in recent, more normal years, my wife and I have been invited to our cousin’s home for a family get-together. And in the years previous to that, I had made huge dishes of multiple-nut-and-giblet dressing, and, after first having stopped in the kitchen to help carve the necessary bits and pieces off of a couple of giant turkey carcasses, we had thankfully joined the Odd Fellows’ community dinner.
Not this year. The family dinner has been called off. We are all—cousins, wife, and I—now of an age to be particularly vulnerable to the Chinese disease, and a collective decision was made to, as the Dodgers used to say after losing to the Yankees, wait ’till next year. And it’s the same with the Odd Fellows. There just isn’t room enough for appropriate “social distancing” inside Odd Fellows’ Hall, for the couple of hundred people who show up, and it’s too cold to make everybody stand outside along the edges of Haven Road, so their annual coöperative Orcasian feast has also been suspended for the duration.
But community feasting of one sort or another is the whole point of Thanksgiving. We are supposed to consume representative samples of this year’s harvest, sharing it among the relatives, friends, and neighbors who all helped to bring it to fruition. It is, after all, an act of thanking: ourselves, each other, and, if your beliefs lie in that direction, the omnipotent clockmaker who is running the show. Without the dinner, it just isn’t Thanksgiving.
Maybe I’ll roast or bake a couple of those humongous chicken breasts that seem to be Costco’s stock-in-trade, perhaps coated with flour, paprika, pepper, and “poultry seasoning” (whatever that is), and then doused in panko, served with whole-berry cranberry sauce on the side. Certainly, I’ll make a pan-full of multi-nut-and-giblet dressing, because leftovers of that stuff verges upon ambrosia. And there’s got to be a dish of mashed yams mixed with cinnamon, nutmeg, brown sugar, and maple syrup, layered with thinly sliced apple and, finally, baked and then crusted with toasted marshmallows. That’s also really good on the second day, and on the third day too. And then, for the green vegetables… Ah, to heck with the green vegetables: They’ll ruin our appetites for the dressing and the yams.
All that’ll be missing will be family or guests, but maybe we can solve that problem too. We’ll try to call up the children on FaceTime or Zoom while they’re having their own dinners, and, if we’re successful, all of us can mainline a family fix for a few minutes of real, live Thanksgiving…if the on-line connection holds and the creek don’t rise. COVID be damned. Happy Thanksgiving.
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Love this! I was just lingering in front of the poultry display at the Market yesterday envisioning my Thanksgiving requirements- solo-scale; hindquarter or breast? Or Cornish game hen maybe? Yams for sure, but not too many! Yam? Definitely whole cranberry sauce – but isn’t there a can in my disaster supplies?
Rest assured, I will have access to all manner of delicious dinner elements without turning a hand; but that’s not the point! I want my house to smell wonderful for hours. I want leftovers the next day – maybe the next 2.
OK, turkey hindquarter, 2 yams – and a salad, etc. It’s going to be different this Thanksgiving, and – if we do this well – we’ll have a very good chance of gathering around our customary tables next year! Happy Thanksgiving. Try to keep the grease off your phone!
It’s Covid, Steve.
The Chinese disease? Seriously? This, I assume, is meant ironically.
“COVID” is the correct term: it’s an acronym, standing for COrona VIrus Disease. As an acronym, it is properly shown in all-caps.
“The Chinese disease” is also correct, in that it is truthful. COVID-19 originated in China, under unusual, if not suspicious, circumstances, and was allowed to spread worldwide as a direct result of the inaction of the Chinese government.
Let’s just call a spade a spade, and not a “dirt displacement device.”
Haha Molly! Keep the grease off the phone… :) Thanks for a giggle.
Steve, if you call Covid-19 the “Chinese disease” because it originated in China, and not for sociopolitical reasons, do you also refer to syphilis as the “American disease”? (See Nathan Nunn and Nancy Qian, “The Columbian Exchange: A History of Disease, Food, and Ideas,” in Journal of Economic Perspectives, Vol. 24, #2, Spring 2010, pp. 166-167.)
Most of our clothes, toys, and household products come from China as well. We don’t call them Chinese shirt or Chinese blender.
The use of the Chinese or China moniker assigned to COVID-19 is used to fuel political division and xenophobia. It’s sad to me Steve that you continue to use this term, with the intention of needling people rather than enlightening. I guess it illustrates that even well educated intelligent people can be ignorant.
Rick: Yes, it’s sociopolitical.
Christopher: Yes, “…even well educated intelligent people can be ignorant.” And this includes both Chinese epidemiologists and Progressive apologists.
And, while we’re at it, let’s remember that my essay was about Thanksgiving, not COVID-19.
May I suggest a brief review of Unrestricted Warfare by PLA Sr. Colonels Qiao Liang and Wang Xiangsui to expand insight into CCP tactics for achieving its Belt and Road Initiative by 2025.
We are, after all, considered a Paper Tiger with good reason. Food for thought.
I’m curious what other pejorative terms or wild surmises the Orcasonian will allow to be published? A list would be useful. Start with “chinese virus” and “progressive apologists”, and don’t forget those “suspicious [and no doubt nefarious] circumstances.”
Hate crimes are on the rise in the U.S. Many of those crimes are against Asian Americans because President Trump and others continue to blame the Chinese for the explosion of Covid cases in America. Steve, my daughter was born in China, as you know. As she gets ready to return to college on the other side of the U.S. early next year I worry for her safety. Please stop calling it the “Wu-Flu” or the Chinese flu.
Really, Steve? For shame.
PC obfuscation enables distraction from straightforward narrative. Unrestricted Warfare includes use of biological means, weaponized or not. “Don’t let a good crisis go to waste.”
Our four year window is closing. Puppet says “they’re no competition to us” so lets pretend that CCP poses no threat to us.
I find I just can’t read Steve’s otherwise (sometimes) interesting posts because he always gets his little jabs in. It offends me. Most recently when talking about his abusive father he had to pass judgment on his (and this is not word for word) “sexually and emotionally repressed” mother. Victim blaming, Steve? That one really hit home, and it hurt.
Good point(s) Kenn Gibbs, and then spades.. though calling a spade a spade was morphed out of the original Greek usage, it gained a vaguely nuanced meaning during the Harlem Renaissance.
Here on our liberal little island, sheltered from most of what we find abhorrent, it is good to be reminded that we live with the Other. Yes, it’s offensive, but is it more or less offensive than performative ally ship?
I’m pointing at no one in particular, but we live with this as well.
Steve, I guess we should thank you for openly owning who you are. Calling you out just makes you double down. You’ve been given a forum with full privilege of the first amendment and I don’t believe in censorship. But sadly I have less regard for you. So, Would anyone like to weigh in on Thanksgiving itself and the whitewashing of history?
Words have consequences.
Our liberal little island. Would that be Classic Liberalism, Modern Liberalism, or Social Liberalism?
Just curious since I fall between two of those definitions, where do I fit?
Viruses and such have long been named or referred to by the geographical region they came from. The Spanish flu, MERS (Middle Eastern Respiratory Syndrome), West Nile virus, Zika, Ebola, Lyme disease, and I’m sure there are many more these are just the first that come to mind. Why is it not okay now but was okay until now?
Darlene, if we’re using geographical terminology it would then be called the “China Flu” or the “Hunan Flu”, not the Chinese Flu. And, as I am sure you know, the Spanish Flu really ought to be called the Kansas Flu, but then again if its permissible to point the finger at a group of people then the “US Army Flu”.
Sorry Phil. I was being lazy. What I was speaking to is the insular quality of the islands. We obviously (and rightly) vote/lean towards Democrat. It’s easy to forget that we are not all like minded. For instance, while living on Capital Hill in Seattle, Reagan getting a second term was a huge surprise. But that was half a lifetime ago.
Since you know the correct term/acronym and chose to use the other indicates you intended to offend some neighbors. Extra efforts to be kind and considerate publicly are much appreciated, especially during holidays that will be the most challenging of our lives in one way or another (as you were attempting to convey). Your musings could have been quite entertaining for everyone with a simple edit. It’s ok to skip a gathering feast for once. It’s a bummer but it is also an opportunity to realize how much we value other people. Wishing you a kind feast.