— by Lin McNulty, Managing Editor —

Are you as weary as I am? It seems there is just too much going on right now, what with the Russia investigation (and the related ongoing/upcoming trials); nighttime ALL-CAPS tweets; famine, torture, and warfare (civil and otherwise) in Syria and adjacent countries; portions of the country (and the world) engulfed or enflamed in record-breaking heat waves; children being imprisoned in cages in our southern states and around the country; and the fact that I can’t find my favorite breakfast cereal on island. It’s just too much for an islander out in the middle of Salish Sea to take in.

And on Orcas Island, we have a new Orcas Airport Master Plan that we’re supposed to read, comprehend, and support? It seems to me, not based on anything I have researched because who has time for research, that Master Plans usually come due in the off-season, that they are something we rally around or argue over when things are quiet, rainy, or chilly. A new proposal that we can study (or not) while comfortably blanketed in a glorious foggy day when there is nothing more important going on.

But, no. Even though it is the busy summer season, we have pounced on this Airport Master Plan like yellow jackets on a picnic table. A recent report on Orcas Issues about the Port of Orcas Master Plan garnered, at last count, more than 90 comments from islanders who are passionate about this proposed change, a record for our news service.

I’m fairly certain I, personally, would not be in support of expanding the Orcas Airport, since I still subscribe to the Tom Tallman school of thought: Unpave the roads to decrease tourism. But to have to decide in the middle of summer? When the country may be on the verge of a Constitutional Crisis? When states around us burn? When children are snatched (separated is such a soft word) from their parents?

The airport Master Plan is just one of the “Masters.” If you’ve lost track, here are some of the Master Plans that float in and out of our consciousness in the San Juans.

    • Fairgrounds Master Plan
    • Port of Orcas Master Plan
    • Shoreline Master Plan
    • Rosario Master Plan
    • ORS/Exchange Master Plan
    • Tourism Master Plan

    Not to mention:

    • Master Gardeners
    • Food Masters
    • Master Composters

    Are we the ones who are bowing to Masters, or are we claiming our right to Masterhood? It’s all too much for me, so I bow to this Master:

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