12 Days of Christmas
from Garrison Keillor
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Twelve plumbers humming
Eleven bikers Skyping
Ten snorers sleeping
Nine Vedas chanting
Eight amazing children
Seven Swanson women
Six geezers playing
FIVE ONION RINGS
Four extroverts
Three French men
Two squirrel nuts
And a partridge apparently.
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