— Submitted by Steve Henigson —

Abbott:    So they’re saying that corona virus is now officially a pandemic!

Costello:  WHO says?

Abbott:    Yes!

Costello:  WHO did?

Abbott:    Of course. That’s their job.

Costello:  WHOse job?

Abbott:    Exactly!

Costello:  And what’s the name of that organization?

Abbott:    Not “what.” WHO!

Costello:  That’s what I’m trying to find out!