— by Lin McNulty, Orcas Issues Editor —

In a strain on universal physics, and with a promise to further disorient the populace as we battle/endure a global pandemic, as we attempt to internalize the new presidential candidate slate, and as we either laugh or cry at the latest White House shenanigans, a valuable hour of sleep is being wrested from us.

Daylight Saving Time starts Sunday morning, March 8, at 2 a.m.

So much for constants in the universe.

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